have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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