i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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