Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize