What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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