arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I got inside last night via doggy door
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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