Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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