If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i just google imaged poop.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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