Banned from zoo.
Again?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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