My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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