I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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