So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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