I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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