How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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