That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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