Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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