I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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