Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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