I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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