Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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