not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
are you so shy because you have an std?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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