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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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