Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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