porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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