Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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