Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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