I can tuck mytits in my pants
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
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I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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