Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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