In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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