People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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