He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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