Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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