Well apparently he's into motor boating.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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