took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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