whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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