i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
my poor anus
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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