just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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