i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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