Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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