do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Randomize
