Wipe that smile off your face.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?