Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.