Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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