we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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