Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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