Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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