I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you didnt know i had herpes?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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