Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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