So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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