no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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