dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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