I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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