I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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