I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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