Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
