How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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