She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We have so much sex to catch up on
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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