Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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